The Oracle Session €555
You bring whatever part of the business won't sit right. The offer, the pricing, the positioning, the next move you keep putting off, the message you can't make land. I read your chart, your work, and your voice, one lens at a time. Then I tell you what's actually there.
No framework walk-through.
No homework assignment.
No six-month container disguised as one session.
What you're paying for.
Most people who book this session have already tried everything.
They've been to a coach. A therapist. A business mentor. Maybe a Human Design reader, an astrologer, a brand designer, a business strategist. Each one gave them a piece. Each one was partly right.
None of them put the whole picture together.
That's what I do.
I read you through the lens of the question you bring. I look at your Human Design chart, your Gene Keys, your work, the way you describe the problem in your own words. I find the through-line nobody else has named, and I tell it to you in plain language.
Some people feel it land in the first ten minutes. Some take the full ninety. Either way, you leave with something nobody has handed you before.
A clear picture of yourself, composed.
Bring me one thing.
One to three specific questions about your brand or business. The thing you've been circling. A positioning problem, an ideal client question, an offer or pricing decision, a business model that doesn't fit, the work you can't yet name.
Examples of what counts
If you can name it, I can look at it.
If your question is about your life rather than your business — identity, direction, a tangle you can't sort yet — Untherapy is the room for that. Start there.
You've collected every label.
Typology. Archetype. Chart. Diagnosis. Mood board. Brand audit. Therapy session.
None of it made you feel seen.
I don't add another label.
I tell you what they all missed.
I trained other auditors. I consulted on one of the most expensive cases in automotive history.
The work was never just the data. It was reading the gap between what a system claimed and what was actually true. Finding the people behind the broken structure. Rebuilding what was off.
I read founders the same way.
The seeing isn't channelled from beyond. It's pattern recognition trained on a few thousand pages of audit work and the live nervous system of every client I've sat with. The seeing is verifiable.
You feel it land in the room or you don't. No six-month wait to find out if it worked.
What clients say.
"This is absolutely GENIUS! And it has confirmed my ideal client is set correctly. Finally. I wanna learn how to analyse this too. Fuck, teach me. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANNA TALK ABOUT."
"It felt like being energetically exfoliated and finally seen by my own brand for the first time. You're like an Epsom salt bath. Your aura pulls everything buried deep inside of me to the surface."
"I'm printing your masterpiece off and savouring the gems. You have a gift in helping people portray who they are."
What you walk away holding.
This one ends differently.
Within 24 hours you receive two written documents. The first is the summary, built from our conversation. The shape of what we found, in plain language. The second is the full Brand & Business Report: the written analysis of your archetype, your positioning, and who your ideal client actually is.
The process.
You read the checklist below. If you tick all eight, you book directly. If anything's unclear, email me first.
Stripe. €555, one price for everyone.
Sent to you right after payment. Your chart info, your specific question, what you've already tried. I read it before our session.
90 minutes on Zoom. Live. I see you, I tell you what's there, you ask follow-ups in the room.
Within 24 hours of the session: the written summary built from our conversation, plus the full Brand & Business Report covering your archetype, positioning, and ideal client. Both yours to keep.
If a clarifying question comes up a day or two later about something we discussed, email me. I'll answer. What's not included is another working session, ongoing coaching support, or async messaging on new questions that weren't part of our work together.
The fair exchange.
If I read your intake and I can't see clearly for what you're bringing, I tell you before the session and refund.
If we sit down and the seeing isn't coming, I stop the session in the room and refund.
Past the session, the work is complete.
Honesty.
The fit check.
Read each line. Tick the ones that are true for you. When all eight are checked, your booking link will appear.
0 / 8 checked
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